Wonderful! I was getting a bit hungry and I might do well with a dish of brains and ulitharidshttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif.

How about we serve them with sauce? I can always recall mama's favourtie ketchup recipe.

Wah starts eating the whole plate to himself. (http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif - they'll get over it)


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Bob the Red Dragon sits and stares at the Bar patrons. Every once in a while a wisp of smoke will rise from his nostril. Suddenly, BOb tries to do a jig! Stuff begins to go *splat*...

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Uh, are ALL the guyz here like this? I've met ORCS (no offense to anyone of that species in the general vecinity) who are more civilized! I'm just here to relax... I got a little tired with my life, and I found this Bar, so I decided to check it out. Since I'm new, you can't really blame me for acting nervous...

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<marquee>Arch Lich Wah Casts:</marquee>

<font color=yellow>LV 20: SUMMON BILL GATES (Conjuration)

Range: 30 Yards
Casting Time: 6
Duration: Until Battered
Area Of Effect: Special
Saving Throw: None

When this spell is casted, Bill Gates will appear and attack the nearest enemy of the caster. There is no system shock or saving throw required and he dual wields Windows +4 and Flight Stimulator +4.
The summoned Bill Gates will then go into a rampage, destroying everyone who is not protected by a "Protection From Bill Gates" spell (also level 20). A priest over 20th level can attempt to turn the Bill Gates via viruses and crashes but a paladin cannot.</font>

WAH: CASTS BILL GATES: At.......er.......Lord Shield!http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Except for one thing - the Bar is not IBM compatible
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Also, Windows 95 crashes after about 45 days unless networked - which the bar isn't http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif


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You know, I don't think that Wah fellow is very smart. From what I've seen, Lord shields could just corrupt (sry about the pun) Bill Gates and turn him on Wah. And it's ok about the calimari... it's just that the last time I had it, they forgot to cook it.

OOC- Thanx fer wlcoming me... I wasnt sure if its fer people who've been here fer awhile, or if its also opened to new visitors. ^_^*

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Aww.. don't worry Skydracgrrl.... (OOC - erm...your name is kind of long... can I abbreviate it? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif or maybe you can think up an 'in character' name for the bar http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif) the guys aren't so bad once you get to know them http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif ~Melusine runs around pulling the offending men's underpants over their ears... She laughs with glee as they try to catch her, clumsily stumbling over each other's feet while she flies up to the ceiling and sticks her tongue out at them http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif
Then she flies back to Sky and grins: "See? You just need to teach them a lesson every now and then. Now, if you'll excuse me I need to go and have some elven Champagne with Lord Thought... maybe you'll tell me some more about yourself later...please??" In a swoop, Mel flies over to LT and gives him a big hug: "Thanks, my favorite drink! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/LLkiss.gif"~


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Your voice is ambrosia

Speak when you're spoken to wise one....or face the Arch Lich's wrath.

Hmph!

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And YOU too Lord Shield, Neb, Tiax and Melusine etc..........

<h3>COME HERE TO FACE MY WRATH!</h3>

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Bob the Red Dragon accidentaly stomps on Bill Gates. All that's left is bunch of bloody unidentifiable objects... Untill BIll Gates respawns! NOOOO!!!! However, Encard casts Virus Ray of Crashes at Bill Gates, who fails his svae and is destroyed. Then, Encard whispers something to Bob. Wah looks like a good candidate for *splat*ing... Bob raises his HUGE draconic foot...

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Skydracgrrl....of course you are welcome!!! Most people posting here are pretty new to the Forum anyway http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
I hope you'll like it here!

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Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar
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Your voice is ambrosia