No.

Why is it raining?

Because Dron Cah is not wearing pants.

Are Cellphones the devils invention?

No, it's not painful enough. But he did invent the catheter, the marketing executive and the mother-in-law.

What is your vision of hell?

my school..combined with my house


das ist en lied?

nein das ist ein kügelschreiber in eim lederhosen

Why don't we just go with the one in you hand?

Uh... sure.

How would we do that?

Add two cups of fumunda cheese, one part horrible slither and just a dash of geriatric windage. Mix well.

If a German cannibal gets out of prison after 8 1/2 years, who in the hell is gonna want to be his neighbor?

Plenty of people for sure...

If a Antilope and a normal lope come in contact with each other, do they cancel each other out...?

They would explode, and possibly anihilate the entire Earth.

Anybody know how many chickens you can cram into a Volkswagen?

9 dozen, give or take a chicken.

How many is a dozen dozen dozens?