Woah, thanks Bozos, contributions like that will really help us out as a team.

Alright, after much distraction. I managed to gather some ingredients. I put all my knob sausage stir fries, and basic ingreds into the stash with the few dry noodles I was able to find. Apparently as a sauceror I can't cook it upso I ask the aid of a pastamancer to make us some food please.

Im sure I have read it already, but can someone remind what advantages I have as an accordian thief? I want to do something usefull for the clan and I dont know where to start :(

I always thought that accordian thieves and disco bandits made the best cocktails, or maybe my scources are screwed up (yes, I have scources). Dplax, care to enlighten us on the subject?

I can conjure up 3 noodles per day, so I'll try to remember.

Accordion Thieves can cast the best buffs in the game. I've never heard about a class being better than another in creating cocktails though. It's definately possible, but my short mixing carrier didn't go further than making 200 extra-spicy bloody marys for the clan.

Hmm, I might experiment with them.... I have alot of skills....

Ok, from now on, if you message me, I can cast buffs on you, provided that I have enough MP, and I dont use MP very often myself so I should.
Here are the Skills I know so far.... And I wont know any more untill I get some money.


Hoojiwat's Hymn of Healthiness
This song makes you (or another player) feel healthy, increasing maximum HP.


The Moxious Madrigal
Hearing this song will fill you (or somebody else) with great Moxie


Cletus's Canticle of Celerity
Upon hearing this song, you (or somebody else) will begin to move very quickly, and with improved combat reaction times.


The Polka of Plenty
This song will fill you (or somebody else) with greed, and make more Meat drop from monsters in combat.


Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction
This horrible song will make whoever hears it very angry. And anger, in this case, will correspond with increased melee damage


The Ode to Booze
This is the best song ever. Whoever hears this song will gain a remarkable ability to drink, and will gain more adventures from alcoholic beverages.

Now, the last two are very costly on my MP, and I wont be able to cast them very often untill I get a higher mysticality score, so dont ask for them too often ;)

My main character is a pastamancer. I'll cook the stuff together, but I need chef-in-the-box ingredients (chef's hat, spring, box, disembodied brain, smart skull). I'll do it now to help the clan, but those chef-in-the-boxes cost a lot.

Well, if it'as for the clan I can sacrifice a little dough for it. Check your messages.

And Hive, if your MP gets low so fast, I can send you over some knob goblin seltser or a bean bag chair for you campsite.