<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by ladyzekke:
Does this mean the bride and groom aren't coming to my reception? Dammit!! Now who will participate in the shite wading contests?

Sigh! Cloudy can you help me round up all these animals? Watch your step I ordered 1000 chipmonks, little buggers are everywhere. Wow look at that. They really like cake eh? Did not know that. *watches as the three tiered wedding cake collapses*<hr></blockquote>

Let's all go! Cloudy, could you stand in for me with Yorick - I've been kidnapped, and have to do exactly as my kidnapper says. He says he likes cake..... Oh damn, the chipmunks have eaten it all! Now what....

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Neb:
Hmmmm.... If the bride runs off with the best man, does the groom marry the maid of honour?<hr></blockquote>

Absolutely! Whaddya say, Cloudy?

Hey, this reception is getting out of hand. The bride isn't here, the chipmonks are out of control, the hillbilly bluegrass music band is trying to "cover" AC/DC songs, and somebody just grabbed my butt.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Ronn_Bman:
LoA,

And to think people say discount food from the green meat section of Bi-Lo's isn't brain food. In my opinion, green meat resurrects brain cells killed by alcohol. Making them stronger than before!

Green Meat and booze for everyone in the wedding party! Except vegans, who get limp, brownish discount veggies and booze made without animal testing(which is proven to have the same benefits) ;) <hr></blockquote>

No! Cheetah want lovely crisp organic veggies, and tofu and seaweed salad with special brown rice and tamari, please. And I'd like some nice freshly squeezed appley juice also. Also want special vegan oat and apricot flapjack with molasses, and vegan chocolate cake.

:Cheetah not like nasty brown discount veggies. Spit them out on floor in disgust. Only most expensive and crunchy goodies for the ■■■■■ cat! Yum!!:

Well Tier 3, the top one, is still intact, but getting to it is another matter. All those little furry Chipmonk bodies, all those little sharp teeth. If Neb has no problem with thousands of small puncture wounds all over his body, he could still rescue the cake!

Yorick, since your not busy apparently LOL, help me release these sharks back into the ocean will ya? Thanks!

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Ronn_Bman:
Hey, this reception is getting out of hand. The bride isn't here, the chipmonks are out of control, the hillbilly bluegrass music band is trying to "cover" AC/DC songs, and somebody just grabbed my butt.<hr></blockquote>

LadyZekke! Drop that man's butt RIGHT NOW! :and she looked so sweet and demure in her photo.... : [img]smile.gif[/img]

(When a bride's gotta go, a bride's gotta go.... )

Hmmmm this could start a WHOLE NEW QUEST!!!!!! The quest for Yorrick to not find his bride.....CAN HE DO IT????? Will Hugh not-rescue Mandy from her nefarious kidnappers? News at 11......

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Silver Cheetah:


No! Cheetah want lovely crisp organic veggies, and tofu and seaweed salad with special brown rice and tamari, please. And I'd like some nice freshly squeezed appley juice also. Also want special vegan oat and apricot flapjack with molasses, and vegan chocolate cake.

:Cheetah not like nasty brown discount veggies. Spit them out on floor in disgust. Only most expensive and crunchy goodies for the ■■■■■ cat! Yum!!:<hr></blockquote>

lol

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Silver Cheetah:


Let's all go! Cloudy, could you stand in for me with Yorick - I've been kidnapped, and have to do exactly as my kidnapper says. He says he likes cake..... Oh damn, the chipmunks have eaten it all! Now what....<hr></blockquote>


Whoa! Uh.. *drops the chipmunks she gathered and pulls one half chewed sleeve down* Err.. sure.. *winks at Hugh* Not a problem... hey cutie, looks like you better WAKE UP! hehe.... ;)

Hmmm.. about that cake.. oh my.. ugh.. what a mess!

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Silver Cheetah:


LadyZekke! Drop that man's butt RIGHT NOW! :and she looked so sweet and demure in her photo.... : [img]smile.gif[/img]

(When a bride's gotta go, a bride's gotta go.... )<hr></blockquote>

Wah? Twas an accident! I tripped over a chipmonk and had to support myself for a second! I'm innocent I tell ya! ;)