I bet it was http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif
Maybe I need to introduce the BooBoo Box<font size=1>TM</font> to the bar... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/nono.gif
It looks like that's the only way to keep you in line...the only way that is allowed here anyway http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif


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Melusine, Sultry Elflet,
High Queen of Fluffies,
Archbabe of the OHF,
LH, HADB and ORT!
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Your voice is ambrosia
Amy Brown Fantasy Art

wouldn't work on me http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif - a box is only an obstruction if it has defensive qualities - and those come from LS

Iwould punish you for the suggestion but you're too sweet for that so I shall settle for having a double whiskey with ice http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif




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Ironworks Dark General
BG2 Tavern Keeper
King of Pointlessness

Of course I would, lovey... By the way, I hope the bridesuite was to your...and to Breanna's liking? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/338.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif
*pours a large tumbler of Elven Honey Ale and puts it in front of the handsome sorceror*

Shieldy-babe - are you having that whiskey yourself or offering me one? In the latter case: no ice please...I'm too hot for it http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif In the former: honey, you know how you react to drink - it's probably not a very good idea http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Melusine, Sultry Elflet,
High Queen of Fluffies,
Archbabe of the OHF,
LH, HADB and ORT!
http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif
Your voice is ambrosia
Amy Brown Fantasy Art

[This message has been edited by Melusine (edited 10-28-2001).]

we can both have one - as for too hot, that goes without saying :-*

as for reacting to drink, this is virtual and you always bring out the best in me http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

oops - sorry, folks - this thread is starting to get too sweet - ah, what the hell! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif




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Ironworks Dark General
BG2 Tavern Keeper
King of Pointlessness

Quickly checks the bar - Mel's still a sweety and drinks still here

Good-oh! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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Ironworks Dark General
BG2 Tavern Keeper
King of Pointlessness
Dark Arch-Stud of the ORT

*bounces up and down*
I'm still here!! But nobody else seems to be...*pout*
Waaaah - I want <s>wedgievictims</s> customers!! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...ittleangel.gif

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Melusine, Sultry Elflet,
High Queen of Fluffies,
Archbabe of the OHF,
LH, HADB and ORT!
http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif
Your voice is ambrosia
Amy Brown Fantasy Art

[This message has been edited by Melusine (edited 10-29-2001).]

Legolas finally recoveres from whatever it was Mel did, and because he isn't certain what happened he gives Link an uncoordinated wedgie in a second attempt to discover the penalty for giving uncoordinated wedgies...

Then, waiting to be penalized, he smirks over what happened to the little boy while he was undergoing whatever it was he was undegoing http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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The last arrow of Legolas kindled in the air as it flew,
and plunged burning into the heart of a great wolf-chieftain.
All the others fled. -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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Legolas:
Supreme Ranger-Protector of the Ironworks
Only Ranger-Protector of the Ironworks
Maintainer of the as of yet unopened Ranger-Protector of the Ironworks Clan Website
Feeling lonely but waiting until tomorrow...

No sooner has Legolas given his uncoordinated wedgie than Tiddles is standing right in front of him. Snarling, Growling and GROWING, fur turning to spikey plates, teeth getting longer, eyes more feral, seriously big claws on feet, until he's as big as a horse (he waits until he's outside before getting large)

You really shouldn't have done that wedgie - only Mel and I are allowed

Never mind - you will regenerate... eventually


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Ironworks Dark General
BG2 Tavern Keeper
King of Pointlessness
Dark Arch-Stud of the ORT

Realisation dawns. There is no set penalty for giving an uncoordinated wedgie. Anything that hurts a lot will do...

As Twiddles takes the elf outside, piercing shrieks can be heard throughout the bar. It'll probably take a new thread before the unfortunate victim recoveres from this http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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The last arrow of Legolas kindled in the air as it flew,
and plunged burning into the heart of a great wolf-chieftain.
All the others fled. -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/hero.gif http://www.angelfire.com/realm/spijl/wc3ranger.gif

Legolas:
Supreme Ranger-Protector of the Ironworks
Only Ranger-Protector of the Ironworks
Maintainer of the as of yet unopened Ranger-Protector of the Ironworks Clan Website
Feeling lonely but waiting until tomorrow...

Awww!! Nasty LS! Nasty Tiddles! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif
Casts Greater Restoration: Legolas
Legolas: restored

Gives him a drink and a seat away from Tiddles and tells him: as Wedgiecoordinator I hereby give you permission to use mild wedgies on Link. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif

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Melusine, Sultry Elflet,
High Queen of Fluffies,
Archbabe of the OHF,
LH, HADB and ORT!
http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif
Your voice is ambrosia
Amy Brown Fantasy Art