[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] that is waaay too funny :D :D

[ 02-16-2003, 03:28 PM: Message edited by: Horatio ]

Yo yo, listen up ya'll *Dons funkaay gear*

What you ask for you shall recieve...

Sigmar, bringing the funk to all of you in Cloudy's cafe, BIG UP TO Y'ALL! BIG UP FROM THE GIBRALTARIAN WESTSIDE MASSIVE!

Here in the heart of the Spam queen's domain
The center of communication in the Ironworks main-frame
People talk, people shout, people come and people go
But there's always people in here that much is fo' sure.

Guys like penguin man Someguy, the Killer of death, the speed demon H-man and even Old man Att Da Ratt.
Last but not least the gals and dolls of the cafe, Willow, Cloudy and even Kat
they post here but hell, there's even more!

But y'all know who runs the show, the meanest Gibraltarian brother from around the globe
Notorius S.I.G, P.Siggy, DJ Sig it don't matter what they call him
As long as they pay their respect for the wicked rhymes I am layin'

Keep on my goodside and I'll look after you like a mob boss,
hell like a man on a mission I'll pop a cap any foolish brother's ass who tries.
Hell yeah, that donkey won't see anymo' days...it won't see another day *PUT Y'ALL HANDS TOGETHER!*

Now as I get to the end of this jammin' beat
I've got to tell ya'll 'bout all the sheet
That transpires when any fool messes wit' me Simply put I'll kick his ass for no big fee (excluding the obvious V.A.T tax)

So there you have it y'all, when the Big Sig gets in the Cafe y'all better get Siggy wit it and big it up to the Gibraltarian Westside massive, BUYAKASHA, wicked and I'm done! You better recognise!...

Pukka!

Yep, there's a reason I'm not really a rap artist (also it was lot harder to rap without swear word) :D

(PS obvious tounge in cheek in rap lyrics, I mean no harm in it, tis' all intended in jest, please notify me if you take offense)

If you wish to support my rap career with money justr send it to the IW donation und so that you can see me rap here more often :D Sorry to all those who I neglected to mention, my poor rhyming capabilities prevented me from doing so.

;)

[ 02-16-2003, 03:32 PM: Message edited by: Sigmar ]

*sprays coke over her keybaord*
Awww, nuts!
Always Coca-cola-my spam-fuel [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

That is also waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too funny to be legal :D [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img]

<font color=pink>lol Bill, I musta missed that saying [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Whats good about presidents weekend? I get 2 mondays off school in a row..ah, thankee George Washington :D
Heeey Kaltia you're going to a Linkin Park concert? Bring me!!!! Pllllllllzzzzz!!!! *sniffle* I missed their concert in the US over the summer [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Well anyway, I get to go shopping with my mommy! That means my coice of food for the house, not to mention Starbucks on the way back *rejoices happily*</font>

Sigmar...RESPECT! :D

Yo...
Biggin' it up from the East London Ghetto, yo!
RISPECT!
Ya mum!

[ 02-16-2003, 03:35 PM: Message edited by: Kaltia ]

Too far....too far... [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img] Don't make me come over dere and slap yo punk ass

:D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Too far....too far... [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img] Don't make me come over dere and slap yo punk ass

:D [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]*ahem* Monty Python had th' best insults, brothah!
Yo mama was a hamster an' yo father smelled o' elderberries, yo!
Yo English caniggits!

[ 02-16-2003, 03:43 PM: Message edited by: Kaltia ]

k, I'm gonna stop typing like this....I can't think of anything funny :D