Ahhhhh, the final ceremony has come. By the authority vested in me by the North Carolina Drivers Registration Bureau and as a former passport holder I do pronounce you man and wife for the period of TWO weeks on Ironworks. Let us commemmorate this event by a civilized brawl on the street corner of your choice, followed by the honeymoon of love at Big Papas Trailer Park and Sundries. Good luck kids!

Honey, wake me up when we get to our honeymoon destination won't you? I'm getting sleepy.....

Here's a wedding pressy I found. A dictaphone. No it doesn't record pixie pricks, but you can record all your points so I can dissect them when I awaken. [img]smile.gif[/img] I'll be much sharper after that nice boudoir of ours embraces me in it's comfortable arms.

Cloudy oh, maid of honour, could you see to my things... hopefully our guests didn't find my car. Cleaners are so expensive, and the wife will be on at me if I don't wash the shaving cream and other gunk off it while it's parked on the grass rather than the side of the road....

Oh and we need to pay the recalibrated celebrating celebrant. A case of beer I believe.

I think our legal person wanted a book of poetry and other stuff. ;)

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lord of Alcohol:
Ahhhhh, the final ceremony has come. By the authority vested in me by the North Carolina Drivers Registration Bureau and as a former passport holder I do pronounce you man and wife for the period of TWO weeks on Ironworks. Let us commemmorate this event by a civilized brawl on the street corner of your choice, followed by the honeymoon of love at Big Papas Trailer Park and Sundries. Good luck kids!<hr></blockquote>

I hereby propose that Lord of Alcohol is awarded the Ironworks Peace Prize for his sterling work this fine evening (or morning, depending on your time zone). Your creativity knows no bounds!

:Cheetah, now snuggled up with her kidnapper, and purring happily:

Lord of Alcohol, if Yorick and SC don't use the trailer's great view, you wanna go watch 11A for free for a couple of hours :D

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Silver Cheetah:


I hereby propose that Lord of Alcohol is awarded the Ironworks Peace Prize for his sterling work this fine evening. Your creativity knows no bounds! <hr></blockquote>

Here, Here!

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Silver Cheetah:


I hereby propose that Lord of Alcohol is awarded the Ironworks Peace Prize for his sterling work this fine evening (or morning, depending on your time zone). Your creativity knows no bounds!

:Cheetah, now snuggled up with her kidnapper, and purring happily:<hr></blockquote>

There might be a few who disagree Mandy :D but thanks all the same!

Does this mean the bride and groom aren't coming to my reception? Dammit!! Now who will participate in the shite wading contests?

Sigh! Cloudy can you help me round up all these animals? Watch your step I ordered 1000 chipmonks, little buggers are everywhere. Wow look at that. They really like cake eh? Did not know that. *watches as the three tiered wedding cake collapses*

*Shortly after Cheetah's kidnapping, Yorick receives a letter which reads:

"Dear Yorick, unless you pay me 1000000$ I will return your bride, if you pay, however I shall keep her, leave the money in a bag in the phone booth outside the church."*

LoA,

And to think people say discount food from the green meat section of Bi-Lo's isn't brain food. In my opinion, green meat resurrects brain cells killed by alcohol. Making them stronger than before!

Green Meat and booze for everyone in the wedding party! Except vegans, who get limp, brownish discount veggies and booze made without animal testing(which is proven to have the same benefits) ;)

Hmmmm.... If the bride runs off with the best man, does the groom marry the maid of honour?