No, and I doubt they could do this anyway.

I think it is time we cleared stuff up here.
Kobolds: short, smelly, yippy, annoying, firearrow shooting, small, irritating, cowardly, biting little (insert rude word here).
There is nothing I and the rest of the world would like to do more than maim the ******?!** :D
Good Ko's intentions may have been (MAYBE) he sparked the killing of the truly innocent races of faerun: humans, elves, dragons, etc.
Mr. Baggins: you cannot hid them forevr
one day, you will make a mistake
And I'll be there.
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On a more cheerful note :)for all you kobold lovers(how COULD you!!) I no longer serve Kobold at my resterunt: they don't grill well.

Also Mr. leggy, who IS your secritary? I don't belive you ever said. :D

By the way, were is Ko? I want to here the murdering pig SCREAM. [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

DS

PS. may i have a soapbox please> I've always wanted a soapbox.
PPS. I am not responsible for unhappy poeple moaning about underdone kobold. Blame the cooks, not me. It is ssoon closing down, until we find xvarts to put on the menu.

Are you NUTS none of these races are innocent NONE not one of them. There is no race that is 100 percent lawful good.

Right now Ko in a big kobold encampment with over 300 inhabitants. I wont tell the locaiton due to people having the desire to assisanate him. But there will be more info on Ko shortly by an interview.

My dear Sythe, i do not want to kill him, mearly hear him scream in agony.

Scream in agony! I suppose you want to kidnap him torture him for a couple of weeks then kill him! You EVIL I don't need to cast detect evil to see your unholy aura of EVIL!

Wait a second. Sythe are you telling me that the 300+ kobolds I burned to death, with my myriad fireball spells, when I got lost one day, were in fact a secrete hidden encampment? I thought they were a war party trying to overthrow the Swordcoast, what with all the fire arrows being lobbed at me and my party. About 100 arrows to a volley if I recall. Of course the fireball spells were very well placed. They went off at all the right places and the Kamikaze Kobolds detonated at the fringes of the spells creating a lovely fireworks display.

Ah so you are the one. You and your party created this kind of rampage on that encampment. I just received news of it sadly hundreds perished but again escaped very very few surviors less than twenty. If you want to know how they had escaped listen to this. Before you wrecked havoc on Ko and his people. I personally chose a site above abandoned mines. Reason why the mines are abandoned are not yet known. A few kobold huts built a hole large on enough to fit three kobolds at a time. The holes connected to the mine near the secret back entrance. Sadly few of the kobold huts had the tunnels. Ko and his small new family managed to escape safely. From there I have decided to put them someplace else somewhere near the Spine of the World. As you know after the Time of Troubles there has been some magic dead zones. I placed Ko there. Along the way Ko and I convicned other kobolds to join us if they want protection.

This time I took more precautionary measures. I had one of my former adventuring companion train the small rig rag kobold force into a formidable miltia. I spent many exspenses on food weapons etc. I had kobold volonteers set up traps around the new encampment. Ko and I have convinced the other tribes to integrate with eachother despite their diffrences to unite against a common threat. Since I am near the spine of the world I paid nearly half my finnances on an mercenary army consisting of Humans, Goblins, and Ogres. Populaiton: 700+

I have spent over 25 thousand gold on this. Any who threatens the camp would personally have to deal with me.

... And after that - earn a lot of experience :D

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Yum Yum - XP cookies - ready to eat [img]smile.gif[/img]

From doing something else of course. [img]smile.gif[/img]

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Nice pair of scimitars you got there Sythe [img]smile.gif[/img]

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