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Lord Shield 05-24-2001 03:45 AM

hmm - maybe the nobles were put off by the 'one fight' limit, eh?
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ok. Refresher for new people to the bar:
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1) Nobody can die in the bar. Everyone regenerates from damages taken on the premises
2) Enchantments are cancelled at the doorway (Charms/Dominates, etc) to stop people dragging others outside
3) Anybody trying to physically drag someone out will be fed to Tiddles
4) On the staff we have:
Sil (Sirine leader from BG1) - serving
Gamora (Serpentine Tiefling) - serving
Jaheira (part of the bar is practically a garden - she tends this and keeps the small fountain clean
Melusine (cross between entertainment and Bouncer - if enemy has pants to wedgie)
AzureWolf - Bouncer(checks weapons at the door)
The Cook - The Troll from Windspear Hills
5) Lord Shield is the barkeep. Although all-powerful I usually wait till the last minute (or a joke's gone on long enough) before intervening. After all, this thread is for YOU guys to enjoy yourselves too.
6) There is to be NO innuendo (in any language, Link) or foul language in this bar, same as any other thread - minors read this too you know
7) LS has a cheaper, but just as tasty, brand of Evermeet Ale called Forever Beer. Kivan like it because he can get nearly 4 tankards for the price of one Evermeet Ale
8) Please don't play the bartender/servants - they are effectively my characters (I don't want to sound possessive - but some people have funny ideas as to how the characters behave) - thanks
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Sil delivers the Evermeets to Angel's table, mentioning the option of Forever Beer to them if they prefer.
Bartender nudges Caleb "Stop trying to sneak under the Spigot again - you'll set off the Glyphs I put there"


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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp

[This message has been edited by Lord Shield (edited 05-24-2001).]

BladeMaster 05-24-2001 04:29 AM

"Sorry Azure We did not realize you we here." Angel says to Azure "I only made a quick glance around the bar when I came in and as you can see I have no weapons on me that is why none were checked in with you. My weapons are hidden in a small dimensional pocket created by Elminster for me. Not to worry barkeep your wards prevent me from opening it in the bar."

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caleb 05-24-2001 05:11 AM

A voice from under the bar table speaks again "Shes lying barkeep kick her out she wants to hurt me...err......by me I mean the bar cause im alive of course...but you know that...(whispers to barkeep) I will dance on the head of a pin for your amusement if you play along"

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BlackAssassin 05-24-2001 05:52 AM

is this a bar/inn?

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ShadowMaster of the Theives of Darkness. I'm also an ice cream man!

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caleb 05-24-2001 05:58 AM

OCC

Yea there are rooms upstairs.

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BlackAssassin 05-24-2001 06:09 AM

Ok

Walnut the big nosed dwarvern cleric strolls back into his favourite bar and says,

"Top of the day to ya lord, mind if a take a room upstrairs? Sure? Alright ima going now. These damn demons are makin me a tired"

Walnut trudges up the stairs to a room prepared for him.
"Oh and send up a takard of ale in a while thanx"

Walnut flicks a few coins at the bar and the bartender tucks them into his pouch.

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Neb 05-24-2001 07:11 AM

Kivan wakes up and yawns, he puts on his Bracers of AC 4 and his Jansen Adventurewear and walks down into the bar.

He then orders 4 tankards of Forever Ale and some food.

Lord Shield 05-24-2001 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlackAssassin:
Ok

"Top of the day to ya lord, mind if a take a room upstrairs? Sure? Alright ima going now. These damn demons are makin me a tired"


There are no demons now. We're back in Athkatla.
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Caleb, why don't you get Angel a drink and make up? I'm sure she's be up for that

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp

caleb 05-24-2001 07:58 AM

"NO PLAY ALONG LOOK IM DANCING ON A PIN FOR Y....WHOOOOOA CRAP!" caleb slips and lands with a thud on the floor.

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http://kung_lao.tripod.com/doh.gif http://kung_lao.tripod.com/bread.jpg BOW TO THE BISCUIT KING AND HIS THRONE OF SCONE!!!

Lord Shield 05-24-2001 08:21 AM

Lord Shield shuffles under the counter and pulls out a HUGE pin which he plants on the floor. "Practice on that first" - Hey! Yoshimo has just walked in. He can help you practice!!

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp


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