Because Oct 31 = Dec 25. Or maybe because of programmers' families reactions to their appearences on the few occasions they actually see them.

Why doesn't a man with only one cajone only have half a child?

They do! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Who would win in a sword fight, a knight or a samurai? :D :D :D

The one with the gun.

Why does soap come in flavors?

cause some people eat them!

do you eat them?

I honestly did when I was 6--acquired a taste for it after my mother punished me, repeatedly. She caught me watching cartoons and snacking on an Irish Spring bar--I still remember the squeak she made. Never punished me like that again.

Why is Irishness cooler than, say, Latvianness?

Latvianess just doesn't work. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Does Canadianness?

No

Do you think they have had to advertize every now product when they put them out, was there ever a commercial:

FORK; from the makers of SPOON!

???

[img]smile.gif[/img]

Er... no, just no [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Are you on medications?

Not right now.

Why do you ask?

cause you look kinda stoned..

what is the best thing youv'e done in your life?

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