As night falls, the beach is quiet, more or less. Those still out frolicking in the dark are too... busy to pay attention to distant events. But faintly, carried by the wind, there are voices...

"Are we there yet?"
"No, we're not. Stay quiet, or I'll put you back in your scabbard."
"Where are we GOING, anyway?"
"Don't know. We'll find out when we get there, I suppose..."
"Hmph. I'm bored with all this walking!"
"You're not the one who has to walk it."
"Immaterial. I'm a mind, nothing more than a mind. I get bored easy."
"Just sit quiet, we must be able to find something soon... a village, perhaps."
"Can you run? I'm not sure if I rust, but I don't want to chance it."
"Running is not an option. One, I'm in plate armour and this is a beach, and two, the chainmail on my knees is starting to sieze up."
"Can we play a game?"
"What kind of game?"
"Erm..."
"I think we've played them all. Be quiet."
"Gaaaah! How much LONGER?"
"Just a few more miles, surely."
"You said that ten miles ago!"
"Yes, yes, but... wait! I see something!"
"What? WHAT?"
"Looks like a shack, or something... I can smell stew, and those are lights... I can hear that old familiar 'bar' music!"
"We're saved! Come on, holyboy, pick up the pace! Hwun, two, three..."

And, covered in sand and seasalt and with seaweed trailing their spurs and hilt, Tancred and KArnas make their way towards the Bar.

Hey, Skye - looks like we bumped at almost the same time http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif - thanks for trying anyway :-*

okay - I have now re-created my greatest creation round the back. A cauldron the size fo a barn full of horse dung. Currently it is aimed for Suldenesselar

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FIRE!!!!!!!

The great Cauldron sails through the air

At Suldenesselar, Queen Ellesime is holding court. This is interrupted by a smash as the barn-sized cauldron smashes through the roof. When it hits the floor, it shatters, covering ALL the elven no-balls in horse poo

Now THAT'S entertainment


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Kivan and his friends were sitting on the roof, using a telescope to observe the action, as soon as the cauldron hit the elven court they cheered and went downstairs to celebrate.

After a while, Queen Ellesime stomps into the bar with a couple of elf escorts - she is covered in moudly horsepoo

"WHO FIRED THAT!!!!"

LS points at Anarchin Skywalker and the elves bundle him up and take him away

Looks like the pod racer's all yours now, Skye honey http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif



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Kivan, Neb and their friends cheer as Anakin gets dragged off, they also follow to see how messy the execution is going to be.

Well, you know how Han Solo got frozen in Carbonite?

And you know how, when a dog does its business on the carpet, you rub his nose in it to discourage him from doing it again

Well, this is similar - he gets thrown into the huge pile of horse poo and buried in it

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:'( ~sob~ BUMPing thread ~sob~

nobody likes it no more

~sob~

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Mel is always in the bar, just not posting all the time...
But I *have* been here, making popcorn, serving drinks, cleaning up after you dirty lot, changing the bedsclothes, cooking soup, scrubbing the floor...
*yawns* think I'll go and have a rest now...

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