HE'shash charges into the scene weilding his new sword: Tyrrome'al+5. charging into the battle he calls the rest of his clan. a squealing horde of barbarians come running. HE'shash (being the champion of his village) runs into the center of a mass of vampires shouting "at least its not the drow". HE'tark pulls out his"chainsaw of just about any zombie movie+4" and dives in

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Bruce The Aussie, Camp Barbarian Hunter OHF
jester of LH and Master Beastmaster of the clan of the Kats

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"Remind me not to get on your badside Melusine"

*Tess sneaks up behind Kors to give him a wedgie*

"Don't even think about it Tess. Remmber the last time you tried to play a joke on me"

Tess " Yes I remmber my love"

*Tess casts invisiblity on herself and sneaks up behind Melusine and gives her a wedgie. And disappears up to her suite before anyone knows what happened.*

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tut tut - we have pent so long in mortal form we're acting like them
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Lord Shield and Lord Thought combine their abilities - this is what can happen if you offend Old Ones
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Lord Thought removes his essence from the opposition - Wah and the others are reduced to animal emotions only. Lord Shield laughs and removes his own essence - their resistances and invulnerabilities are gone
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The undead flee without Wah's coherent mind to lead them
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Now then, what to do with Wah?
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When Wah recovers (when LT restores him basically) he finds himself in the bar with a big mop in hand
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LS looks at him and indicates the remains of the Curry Lord on the floor. "GET TO IT!!!" http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Hah! You can't do that! Mel wears the Thong of Wedgie protection +4 http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/338.gif

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Melusine, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, &
Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar
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Your voice is ambrosia

HHmm isn't that illegal slavery since none of this actually happerned in the bar.

*a potal opens and 7 level 11 lawyer enter*

(wow wahs got a good team of lawyer)

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jester of LH and Master Beastmaster of the clan of the Kats

Tess "There is a side effect to the Thong of Wedgie protection. When you give someone a wedgie the protection is temporally negated for 5 minutes. I know because I had a pair and when I gave someone a wedgie, they turned around within 5 min and gave me one back and the protection did not work."



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Yes, but then, I did not give YOU a wedgie before you did! And that undead wedgie was more then five minutes ago...nyah nyah http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif

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Your voice is ambrosia

In case thre are any more - Lord Shield cuts his arm and bleeds on the floor - from each drop of black blood arises a 4' high insectile shadow with arms ending in scythe blades. The creatures look up to LS and follow him to the ship while 2 watch Tess VERY carefully

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"OK, Karnas... it's a nine."
"Hit me."
"Four... makes thirteen."
"Hit me."
"Ooo! It's a five! Nineteen."
"Hit me."
"Are you sure? Nineteen's high."
"Hit me, for crying out loud."
"Iiiiiit's - an Ace! Twenty, you lucky sword, you."
"Hit me."
"WHAT?"
"HIT ME!"
"(sigh) Okay... it's... ANOTHER ACE? Are you cheating?"
"Hell, that'd be good for a guy with no arms."
"Well... I guess you win again."
"Heh. Don't you think we should help out over there? Looks heated."
"I'm not lifting a finger until I get an apology. I was just left to rust and then run through."
"And can I say you have the ickiest guts I've ever been through?"
"Not if you want another hand of cards, you can't."



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Tess "You are no fun LS. I am going to my suite and sulk now. I only wanted to have some fun playing jokes."

*Tess goes upstairs. In a few minutes everyone can hear alot of crying coming her room.*

" Don't mind Tess, she loves to joke around. Thats why I love to have her around. Sometimes when I am working for long periods at a time, I get into a bad mood and she then pulls a pratical joke and it cheers me up right away."

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