Kivan shouts "I'm in! I hate those bastards! How about we launch some dwarves at them? Or gnomes? Maybe we can launch some flaming halflings into the air and shoot arrows at them?"

There is a loud TWANG!!! as the huge cauldron of horse shit sails into the air
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.
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At the Government Building
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Tolgerias is in a meeting with other members of the wizards.
There is a loud crash from the glass dome atop the building.
Not being a monster, it doesn't trigger the 'enemy attacks'
contingency spells. The wizards look up in time as many tonnes
of horse shit descends upon their heads
.
Frantic staff members try to extricate their superiors.
Fortunately for the senior staff, the cauldron burst through
the floor and they were not entirely asphyxiated
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"THIS TIME HE HAS GONE TOO FAR!!!!!"
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The wizards, as one, head to the BG2 Bar
"LORD SHIELD" come on out and surrender to our justice
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Lord Shield smiles. "Over to you, brother"
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The evil looking black robed figure from the first thread
reappears in the bar. "They think they KNOW magic?"
hahahahahahahahaha! With a wave of his hand a little bunny
wunny appears. The mage then puts on a blindfold. The bunny
runs outside
.
The mage raises both hands, points out the front and fires
double-barrelled fireballs of lava intensity. Each fireball
homes in on the illusory bunny which tracks each mage. Their
burnt bodies plop to the groud
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"Now THAT was fun!" The mage disappears

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"Well that was fun" said Kivan, "How about we have a halfling shooting contest? It is like this: You shoot flaming halflings into the air and then shoot arrows and spells at them, the one that hits the most halflings wins!"

The site of a crap covered cowl wizard was to much for caleb. He sits back in his throne of scone laughing"man that was some good shit"

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[This message has been edited by caleb (edited 05-18-2001).]

ok folks. I don't want to pad the bar thread out with lots of catapulting. If you could move it to another thread that would be great, and I can get back to tending bar
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In fact, I though I'd pop out for a spot of shopping for the bar. Melusine, are you up for that?

Artemis's ears twich he looks up and says "shopping?"

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Bruce The Aussie, Camp Barbarian Hunter OHF
jester of LH and Master Beastmaster of the clan of the Kats

All are welcome. I feel the need to get about the town a bit (until the horse poo smell clears from the bar)

"I'm in" says Kivan "I need some more arrows for my bow, do you know of any place in town where I can buy Fire Arrows?"

Ribald might have some. We'll pop to the Promenade - a day in town would do us all good (unless we end up killing them all of course)

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp

Azure grumbles something about looking after the place while the bartender is gone and waves a hand vaugley at the residents of the reeking building. he eyes caleb especially making sure he will get up to no more wenching this night.

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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."