Just thought I'd add that this is the 4th longest thread on this forum for a year.

Yep. You're up Szass!

It is a long thread isn't it. And with the wealth of one-liners to choose from, this game could go on a long time... (and it slips beneath the anti-spam radar also :D )

Err, well, yeah...but you were close enough!

EDIT: Yeah I can't believe it's still going, especially with only around 4 of us quoting. I figured maybe a couple of pages, if that. Ah well, let's keep this up until we can't think of any more comedy quotes [img]smile.gif[/img] .

[ 09-15-2005, 07:24 AM: Message edited by: Zink Whistlefly ]

Sounds good to me. So what do we do for next year's game/spam thread? ;)

Ok, I know that I say this every time, but this is one of THE ULTIMATE Red Dwarf quotes:

"D'ya think Wilma's sexy?"
"Wilma Flintstone?"
"Maybe we've been alone in deep space too long, but every time I see that body, it drives me crazy. Is it me?"
"Well, I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman that ever lived."
"That's good. I thought I was going strange."
"She's incredible!"
"What d'ya think of Betty?"
"Betty Rubble? Well, I would go with Betty... but I'd be thinking of Wilma."
"This is crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?"
"You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation."
"She'll never leave Fred, and we know it."

[ 09-16-2005, 12:58 PM: Message edited by: Szass-Tam ]

Anybody?

That sounds like a conversation between Lister and Cat. I think it was series 3 so I'll go for Backwards?

Once again, you are correct Zink. Backwards seems to be coming up alot, must be a real classic. You're up.

<font color="red">"Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast!"</font>

<font color="white">"How 'bout a muffin?"</font>

<font color="red">"Or muffins! We don't like muffins around here! We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks!"</font>

<font color="white">"Aah, so you're a waffle man!"</font>

:D

Hmm. Doesn't seem to be any takers for this one. I know it's the toaster, and i know it's an early episode but i don't know whether it's Lister or Rimmer.

I should be getting series 1-4 on DVD sometime next week. If no one's guessed it by then i'll give it a shot...