wow, that was a closee......
and no, bunglaeu, none of us haf seen your missing fireballs (i think...) although i thought i heard some explosions n felt a bit of heat coming up from the wine cellar.........

*looks up at the dagger in the wall above his head*

Ya know, I always thought that displacer cloak would come in handy, but never quite this handy.

*pulls the dagger out, whets it with a stone briefly, and puts it on a serving tray

Barkeep, can you send this back over to Kev? I've sharpened the tip a bit (rather nasty on these stout wooden beams), and he should enjoy it handily.

Oh, one more thing. *waves hands and murmurs briefly* There. Let him know it's also got a couple of waterspout spells enchanted into it. Rather amazing what they can do when let loose in the middle of a nice-sized fire.

*leans over* And for grins, every fourth one comes with a simulated scuba diver body. Drives all the local papers crazy when it's discovered afterwards, and breathes life into the old "water scooped scuba diver" legend.

*leans back* Allllllrighty then. Next time he's snooping around, I won't be so nice about it. Now, where was that mug of stout ale...?

As Jafin returns the dagger to Kev steam seems to sprout from his already red & blistered ears. [img]graemlins/madhell.gif[/img]
Kev slowly lifts the dagger from the plate & tests the sharpness of the tip on his sooty black thumb. [img]graemlins/1disgust.gif[/img]
As he lifts the dagger as if to throw it once again a figure seems to materialize above his head.
Seeing the shadow that the figure casts Kev looks up. 1st surprise & then horror register on his face. [img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img]
As a scuba diver, a very fat scuba diver, appears in the air above him.

Gravity proceeds to do what gravity does best.

Ouch!

Here, Kev, let me give ya a hand with that thing. You're only supposed to use the waterspout spell outside, not inside.

*pulls the scuba diver off and tosses it out the door*

There. He'll decompose in a few minutes, and no one will be the wiser.

Barkeep! An uplifting drink for Kev, if ya please. And something without water...

ooo, that has gotta hurt........i tink ppl should watch out for that wet patch of water there, otherwise they'll get themselves as hurt as u are.........
*puts up a signboard saying: "CAUTION: Wet Floor And beware of fat, falling scuba divers!"*
there, hope everyone is able to see it...........

*Looks about at the chaos in the bar and frowns*

This is a bit crazy in here... a dagger thrown at a head is fine, fireballs are ok, but SCUBA DIVERS?!?! We've gotta do something about scuba divers... "BOB!!!"

*Bob walks in* [img]graemlins/elf.gif[/img]

The next time a scuba diver appears, take care of the kind patron who is responsible for it... and make sure to praise the next person to throw a dagger at someone's head, especially if it's a wicked looking dagger [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img]

-Jafin

[ 01-08-2003, 11:41 PM: Message edited by: Jafin ]

Jafin,
I used to be a professional scuba diver. Does that mean that I gotta go?
Bob usually waits 'til I pass out to turf me into the street.

Sorry foe being away so long Jaffin *gulp* am I still the wine taster?

haha, yes u can still be the wine taster, but that's up to JAFIN to decide...... (although i hope chi master can become the wine taster but NOT wreak havoc inside the wine cellar........ [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] )

Well, Chi will most likely have to find a different path into the cellar...unless he actually wants to ask Jafin to let him in the front door [img]smile.gif[/img]