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Sir Krustin 09-17-2002 01:42 PM

Gotta love it...I like anything that talks trash about Micro$haft of Bill Gates...keep upo the good work!

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Lord Shield 09-17-2002 01:46 PM

me not in it yet *pouts* [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Dreamer128 09-17-2002 02:07 PM

Meanwhile, at problyWood studio's

Dreamer128: Aragorn.. Frodo.. dum..dum..
*Door bell
Dreamer128: Huh?! Who could that be at this hour... *Opens door

Lord Shield: DREAMER128! RAAAAAAAARGH!
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Dreamer128: Eek!
LS: Grrr! Why aint I in the movie yet?!
Dreamer128: Sorry... but all the parts have already been given...
LS: Are you sure? http://www.sartorelli.gen.nz/~leonie/apophis3.gif
Dreamer128: *Hides under the table. Actually.. you are in the next edition!
LS: Thats better. *Teleports away.
Dreamer128: *Sigh. Another happy customer.


[ 09-17-2002, 02:49 PM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

Attalus 09-17-2002 02:13 PM

LOL, Velkyn, really good! [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img]

Calaethis Dragonsbane 09-17-2002 04:05 PM

ROFLMAO! MORE MORE! ;) hehehe. "I know what you did last summer" rofl great, keep up the good word ;) (now whats the "thumbsup thing? ah well...)

Dreamer128 09-18-2002 09:50 AM

Ziroc: Get back Deiter! *Slowely walks towards the window.
-Unknown-: Whoa Z! Is that a gun between your legs, or are you just happy to see me?!
Ziroc: *Pulls an M16 out from under his robe. Its a gun! Don't move!
Regin: *Jumps out of the bushes. No! Its me! Don't shoot!
Ziroc: Regin!? Your curiousity will be the end of you! What have you heard?
Regin: N..nothing... j..just a b..bit about the end of the board.. the one d..disk and m..master Dizzy..
Regin: P..please Mr Ziroc.. d..don't turn me into a headless hobbit...
Ziroc: *Loads his rifle. I am tempted...
Regin: PLEASE! I'll do anything you want! ANYTHING!
Ziroc: Hm... anything?
Regin: Yes.. anything!
A footmassage and two hours later
Ziroc: Aaaaah... that was good...
Deiter: Yeah.. the best
Regin: Can I go now? My hands heard.
Ziroc: Sorry Regin.. *aims for his head. You know too much...
Deiter: Ziroc... wait.. you can't just shoot him.. it'll be a mess.. and I just cleaned the place..
Regin: YES! Listen to Deiter... I could..uh.. go with him on his quest...
Deiter: No way! Just shoot him Z.
Ziroc: Actually... I like his idea.
Deiter: Damn..
Ziroc: Ok.. this is the plan..
Meanwhile, just a few KB's to the south... the evil Disk-rats are questioning one of the locals..
uss: Leafblade.. L.E.A.F.B.L.A.D.E..
Grojlach: Jaja, Loofboom, ken iek wel...
Neb: (since most people can't read the ancient language of HEX, we've translated most of the Disk-rat dialogue to English) What... did.. he... say?
uss: I dunno boss.. I think he knows him...
Neb: Stupid Dutch... oh well... I think we are still on the right road... lets go..
uss: Uh.. boss...
Neb: Not now you idiot, we are in a hurry! And uh.. what happened to your horse?
uss: It got stolen boss! Just outside the supermarket! I was just buying some snacks for underway... and when I came back..
Neb: You fool! We are undead ghosts, we don't 'need' food!
uss: We don't?! Well.. how was 'I' supposed to know? I haven't really been dead all that long..
Neb: Never mind then.. call a taxi..
uss: Already tried that... but they don't take evil undead! Bad for their reputation!
Neb: The rascists! Well.. stay here.. call Master Choc.. he'll send a new horse your way... *races down the road
uss: But boss... damn.. I forget to mention they stole my cell phone as well.. oh well, there was a gas station just twenty miles down the road..
At the same time, our friends the hobbits are already on the road
Regin: So.. what is mister Ziroc doing again?
Deiter: Oh.. he is going to consult the leader of the mods... Overlord Larry...he'll know what to do.. we are to meet him at Cloudy's cafe in three days..
Regin: Of course.. hold! What was that sound?
Deiter: What so.. *gets hit by a running hobbit
Encard: Ow..! *Falls down!
Kaz: *Runs around the corner, tripping over Encard and Deiter.
Regin: Get off him! What is going on here!
-Unknown-: [shouts]: They went this way! Lets go!
Kaz: Oh darn! I don't understand what is wrong with these people..
Encard: Yes... all we took was a few diamonds...
Kaz: Yes.. and a few thousand dollar last week...
Encard: And those Euro's before that...
Deiter: You've been robbing the local banks?!
Kaz: Errr.. robbing is such a big word...
Encard: We should go.. the police is closing in... *Tries to get up causing everyone to fall from the hill they were standing on..
Kaz: *Cough.. you idiot! Well.. at least we threw those pigs off track..
Encard: Oh no.. our cash.. all over the place..
Regin: m...money! *Makes a run for the money bags..
Kaz: Its ours! Get of it!
Deiter: Uh... guys..
Kaz: *Hits Regin with a stick. MINE! MINE! MINE!
Deiter: Guys...
Regin: Stop pulling my leg! You can pull my finger instead, hehehe!
Deiter: Guys, GET OF THE ROAD!
*The Hobbits grab as much of the cash as possible and hide behind a tree... just in time.. for a dark figure appears out of nowhere..
uss: Grmbl! I'm sure that gas station was around here somwh.. hold! What is that smell.. *starts walking towards the tree..
Deiter: [whispers] don't tell me you actually did pull his finger...
Encard: Sorry...
uss: *shrugs.. probably nothing.. continues to walk down the road, when suddenly...
Hobbit police officer: Excuse me Mr. Evil Disk-rat... have you seen a number of suspicious look...
uss: *Sheaths his sword. I'm sorry.. did I just cut your head off.. hehehe.. *continues to walk down the road..
Kaz: Oh my god! I don't know what is worse! The fact that that creep just killed an officer, or that we probably will be blamed for his dead!
Encard: Now what?
Kaz: We have to get out of the country.. we can can go with Deiter and.. *looks over her shoulder.. yes, what is it?
uss: Do excuse me... but I heard you talking and I was wondering if you know a mr Leafblade... Deiter Leafblade...
Kaz: Of course.. thats him right there.. hey wait a sec! *starts running followed by the rest of the hobbits.
Encard: Th.. thats him! Is he chasing us?
Regin: D.. doesn't matter. No way he can keep up with us on foot.. he is way too heavily armored..
Deiter: He doesn't need too! HE'S DRIVING A STATION WAGON!
Regin: Make a run for the river!
uss: Hehehe! *Opens the window and throws the remains of the former owner in the swamp.
Kaz: He is closing in!

Will the Hobbits escape the evil disk rats?
Be sure to keep checking this thread to find out...


[ 09-18-2002, 10:00 AM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

Sir Exxon 09-18-2002 11:54 AM

<font color="gold">Great as always, Velk. Keep it up! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] </font>

Sir Exxon 09-20-2002 12:42 PM

<font color="gold">Bumpings. [img]smile.gif[/img] </font>

Dreamer128 11-06-2002 08:48 AM

Sorry it took me so long.. first, I found myself unable to log into Ironworks for several weeks.. Next, my internet connection went down.
Are there still people around who'd like me to continue?

Mouse 11-06-2002 08:54 AM

For sure - carry on regardless :D


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