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Lord Shield 06-02-2001 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bruce The Aussie:
Artemis, slayer of dragons*, stands up and asks kiven if he can join the darts match


*when he says slayer of dragons he means he kicks them in the back and runs like hell


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Just to remind people, I am OUTSIDE the bar.
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Fed up with the out-of-control body, the incorporeal form of LS leaves the body and places a force field around it. Then, it looks at the players holding darts
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"Oh, Guyyssss!!!!"


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jabidas 06-02-2001 05:21 PM

Eh ok then clodbringer hows it going and what do you want to talk about

Things have being going well here I see hmm lots and lots of Bad craziness(oh good i mean dammit i hate little cliche arguements with oneself like this)

Am whats with the statboys

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Lord Shield 06-02-2001 05:36 PM

Ignore the statboys. We had a cheesy wombat earlier (Ghwano)
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BTW, I would like to welcome kiwidoc to the bar. She tends bar in Valhalla (where I patronise using Firkraag as a host body)
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I shall let her post an entrance. WELCOME here, honey (LS gives kiwidoc BIG hug)

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jabidas 06-02-2001 05:46 PM

Lord shield if you have a portal to sigal in the bar lets get everyone to go

We can have a massive pitched battle agiainst abaishi outside the mortuary that would be damn fun and an interesting crises lets go lets go.

Apart from that I must return to the beer

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kiwidoc 06-02-2001 05:49 PM

kiwidoc waltzes into the bar with just a little sway of the hips, when suddenly a discorporeate being wraps her up in a lovely, long hug. She laughs - a low, husky chuckle from deep in her throat. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/female.gif

"Hey Sheildy babes, nice hug ... but if you want to enjoy it more hadn't you better find a nice, handy body? I gotta have something I can get my hands on" http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/heysexy.gif

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Lord Shield 06-02-2001 05:53 PM

Ooops! Forgot I left the body ouside.
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LS re-inhabits his body comes back, zaps all the offending dart throwers with a multiple Flame Arrow spell and gives kiwidoc a proper hug

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp.
http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html
http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/chickenL.gif

jabidas 06-02-2001 05:59 PM

Nice signature by the way LS

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Neb 06-02-2001 06:13 PM

Kivan goes over to the nearby Temple Of Lathander to get healed.

After getting healed Kivan walks back in and orders a couple of flagons of Forever Beer and some food.

After eating and drinking, Kivan feels charitable and orders drinks for everyone(Including the Pit Fiend who has just returned after ripping Gwhanos to pieces.).

Lord Shield 06-02-2001 07:58 PM

I think I see Lord Raptor outside dumping on Ghwano's body (Guano on Ghwano?)
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The chicken avenger struts in the door. <cluck>
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LS gets him a beer and some seed
"Where's Viconia, LR?"
*cluck* *cluck* *scratch* *cluck*
"Shopping, eh? Shall I book you a room this time?"
*cluck* *buk*
"Sorry to hear that. I have redone the place as you see. A nice table in the corner for you two before you set out on your journey"

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp.
http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html
http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/chickenL.gif

kiwidoc 06-02-2001 08:18 PM

kiwidoc feels much better after getting a decent armful of male flesh.

Shieldy Babes that's more like it! Now, does this place sell good single malt whiskey?

She reaches behind her back for her Mandola and begins to play a lively tune while singing a rather off colour ditty about men and their weapons. somehow it seems very appropriate http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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There is only one kiwidoc, accept no substitutes
http://www.drhope.fsnet.co.uk/doctor.gif
STANDARD OPERATING PROCEEDURE
www.judyhope.co.uk


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