Whatever happened to our good friend Mr. Baggins, who defended the kobolds so avidly. My guess? The kobolds ate him. Serves him right.

hey guys, if u hang on in there il fly with ya, just another 185 or so posts to go! BTW, have any of u tried the new kobold fajitas, there skin is the tortilla, the meat is .........hmmmmmm......The kobold and u get a couple of eyes and nails in there two. MMMMMMMM Crispy!!!!

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Meanwhile, in the ominous Bat-Crevice™ .....

Robbin™: Holy-Carkeys™ Batguy™! These vile villains are seeking to hurt the kind and cuddly Kobolds™!

Batguy™: This is dire news indeed, Boy-Yonder™! Let me process the data we have on these Kobold-Hunters™ through the Analyse-Lotsa-Stuff-With-No-Apparent-Reason-Bat-Machine™.....

* BLEEP - BLEEP - TING - KTRRRRRR - PING!! *

Batguy™: Creeping-Fire-Crackers-Full-Off-Sulfor™! They are more fearsome than we might have expected ...[un-nescessary pause]... Boy-Yonder™! We will need our special Anti-Kobold-Hunter-Slippers™ if we want to have any chance of surviving this dangerous encounter!

Robbin™: But .... we don't have any Batguy™! I blew our entire budget gambling at the fruit-o-matics at the Circle-K-Mart™!

Batguy™: Lick-The-Multi-Coloured-Toad™!!! Then I fear the Kobolds™ are doomed! There is no way to stop the Kobold-Hunters™ from destroying them all!

* Drum-Rolls *

Robbin™: But Wait! I just thought of something! There might just be one thing left that we can do.......

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To Be Continued....

*reads the posts and sighs* I need an ally here.

Hmm - We all know how popular the Quarter-Pounder^TM is. I have been experimenting with a new product: A kind of double Quarter Pounder^TM burger. I have decided to promote it as:

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Insane

Let the smal kobolds be alone.....hawe you heard that the beregost inn sels a Gnol bone club for only 1.5 GIL?????Aint that amazing???

i personally never much liked the taste of kobold, to bony. I only kill them for fun. now dragon meat, that is a rare specialty that taste like a gift from the gods.

Like with chicken and spare ribs, you do NOT have to eat the bones.

Hmmmm - wonder if I could open a market for a kind of kobold hamburgers or sausages for those people who do not like bones in their food. Eventhough the sales of the new products McFeet^TM and the HandBurger^TM are excelent and still accelerating, we have to keep the market going by introducing new products to maintain the kostumers demand for SCFC meals.

What about:

HamBurglar (minced low-fat SCC meat in a wheat bun).
Hot Chick (minced low-fat SCC meat in own casings, wrapped in bread with ketchup and mustard)

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Insane

add this too. Kobold Commando. Even tastier than the kobold, has been extra cooked ( I knew those fire arrows would come in handy ;) and you get the satisfaction at knowing that everyone you eat will cause no more trouble to the good citizens/ adventurers of the sword coast!