Re: Has there been a question thread before?
 

Do you want to be a lying layabout? Or are you just checking whether you're old enough to decide for yourself whether you want to by a lying layabout?

Re: Has there been a question thread before?
 

And can't we use special 'truth-handling gloves' (the pink fluffy ones with the special non-stick fingertip pads) for doing that?

Re: Has there been a question thread before?
 

I don't know, do I want to be a lying layabout?


why are we all lying?

Re: Has there been a question thread before?
 

Is it probably probable, improbably improbable, probably improbable or improbably probable that we could all be lying? Are you sure that you're not mistaking the fact that there may be a lie within the thread to induce that all answers within the thread are lies?

Re: Has there been a question thread before?
 

Are you lying about that too?

Re: Has there been a question thread before?
 

Would anyone think its odd that I want to shellac my mustache?

Re: Has there been a question thread before?
 

Isn't that a very normal thing to do ?

Re: Has there been a question thread before?
 

ooh, ooh, can I do that too (although I'd have to borrow a mustache, I can't be arsed to grow one)?

Re: Has there been a question thread before?
 

Aren't beards better?

Re: Has there been a question thread before?
 

Better for what (or "yes" as I like to think of it)?