Reminds me of an episode of Jerry Springer where a Hillbilly dumps his supermodel girlfriend so that he can live out his life with his secret lover...his cow "Bertha" who was moved onto the stage dressed in a massive pink moomoo wearing a pink milk-maid hat.

The hillbilly runs to the cow, starts hugging it and shouting "She satisfies me in ways you never could".

Not really relevent, but I thought I'd share my favourite Springer moment. :D </font>[/QUOTE]Does this have some connection to johnny that I'm unaware of? :D

LOL @ Stratos's comment!

It's 10 past 11 here, and I'm supposed to get up and do my paper round (without a bike) at half 6. Some of you probably sleep less, but I'm only young, I need my sleep :( .

Boro lost 3-1 to third from bottom Southampton on Sunday - very rubbish. I actually left early (2 minutes early), and I have never left early ever. We were terrible.

I'm going to try and get to sleep, if not I'll listen to my iPod for a bit, then try again. I've been finding it difficult getting to sleep recently, any ways to make it easier that don't involve buying something?

G'Night all!

Oh, Lord, don't tell me that crap gets broadcast over there, too. :(

Oh yes Bill, i've seen em all. Jerry even came to Amsterdam once because of his popularity here, but he got played a fool by one of our showhostesses, Wendy van Dijk, who always dresses up as a Japanese interviewer. Pretty funny, Jerry fell right into the trap.

But there's one or two Springer shows that always stuck by me. One was with a bunch of black guys who called themselves the Black Israelites, and they ended up fighting a bunch of the Clan on stage, and the other was with some retard who called himself Mr. Oohlala, who thought he was the bomb, and all women were after his body. The guy was full of pimples, he was skinny, and looked like if he hadn't washed his hair for two years straight, but hey....he was Mr. Oohlala... :D

We all watch Springer on the Discovery channel Attalus, Its great to find out how you Americans really live when you are all not busy solving crime scenes [img]smile.gif[/img]

Ewwww re Mr. Oohlala! *wretch!* Can't see how any girl would be attracted to the "unwashed with pimples" look ROTFL.

I haven't seen Jerry Springer in years. I will always remember though about 4 or so years ago when on vacation at the beach, all I could get on the TV in our room was 3 channels, and 2 of them loved to play Jerry Springer, at all times, throughout the day and night LOL. I'd never seen so much Jerry Springer air time in my life LOL. So I was stuck with it if in my room and saw some really disturbing things LOL. I remember one some guy got stood up for a dinner date, he apparently made some big steak dinner at his house for her, but she stood him up. Well they are all on stage and bitching back and forth, and finally the guy states that he wants her back, he'll do anything to get her back, she's all "oh talk to the hand cause the face don't care" and so then out of nowhere this refrigerator gets rolled onstage LOL, and it's got his steak dinner, a month old, that he kept in his fridge all that time, and he says to her he's willing to eat it for her, if she'd take him back.

Now....

Why... I mean...

Why would one think that eating old rotten food would attract a girl LOL?

And then he did it, ate the grey steak and whatever else was on the plate, can't remember, probably blocked it out LOL. I cannot remember even if it worked or not and he got his girlfriend back. Seemed kinda set up and fake, but if not and he really did that? EWWWWW!

Freaks!

LZ...your posts always bring out the best of humanity ;)

Hmm...once more, I must mention that I am hungry. Hopefully this will not spawn a horde of food threads, but if it does...meh.

You mean it doesn't ? Hmmmm...*makes notes* Anything else i should or shouldn't do ? :D

Definitely bathe in pudding for the first month you know her, Johnny. :D

[ 03-21-2005, 09:13 PM: Message edited by: Ilander ]

LOL! Ummm, Johnny, errr, don't send them any balls? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

ROTFL Illander, errr, not sure if that is really a good look either, dripping pudding body! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
Methinks you are just hungry and fantasizing food with people LOL, get something to eat dammit!