lol, that's from Rimmerworld, Series 6. Something about boarding that Gelf Battle Cruiser that they'd destroyed in Gunmen of the Apocalypse. This was Rimmer's way of saying that the plan didn't make much sense!

He finished the quote by saying "total insanity". Nicely sums up the situation.

You're up Zink.

Here we go :D

<span style="color: #ffffff;">"Your Father was a baboons rump, and your Mother spent most of her life up against walls with sailors."

That would be Rimmer in Kyrten. Classic.

Correct! Let's have the next one Szass...

Ok, one of THE all time classics:

"I used to be in the Samaritans."
"I know. For one morning."
"I couldn't take any more."
"I don't blame you. You spoke to five people and they all committed suicide. I wouldn't mind, but one was a wrong number. He only phoned up for the cricket scores."

That'd be a conversation between Lister and Rimmer. Series 3, The Last Day. methinks. One of my favourite ever quotes.

That's correct Beaumanoir, you're up.

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Haha, good quote. I've got no idea what episode, but it sounds like SolidGram Rimmer talking to his doc in Better Than Life. Would i be close?