mencmoch what is spam?

and i mean the word interesting

Spam: Unnecessary posting of comments which has no relevance to chosen topic. Rsult of such topic is that the Moderator will jump on your account and chew it up with a lawnmower
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BTW killer, Mazzy followed you outside. She wants a cuddle

**A figure in armor moves in from out of the shadows**

Seems there is a problem about this place. I feel an evil shadow being cast. I may need to investigate ... good thing this place is warded. That rules out any Murderers or any Clever Killers . . . The Black Knight, too, shall keep watch . .

**He feel the Dark Angel's Shadow walk over his future's Shade in Sheol and remembers . . .**

It's all fun and games til Memnoch gets made. Beware of the Killers of Eyes . . .

**The Black Knight fades back into the background...

BK

Maybe I need to rework my seating arrangements. I have 30 cowled figures sitting in shadowy corners arguing "I was here first", and 13 figures in the shadows. Maybe I should put more seats around the shadows and make the corners larger

The door swings open. The sun shines behind a short figure. At first, it was thought Lord Raptor had returned./ At closer glance, it turns out this chicken wears a dress and National Health glasses
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"WHERE'S MY SON!!!!" it bellows
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Lord Raptor's mum is here!!!!!

Draggor returns and plants himself in the middle of the room away from all those mysterious shadowy characters in the corners. Can I have an Evermead over here please Miss. Being an almighty hero is thirsty work. I don't mean to be insulting but this bar has the strangest collection of patrons I have ever seen.

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The beautiful Gamoran waitress serves your drink. Just for a laugh (and to get attention), Lord Raptor's mum switches on ALL the lights and suddenly all the shadowy figures are visible.
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In addition, the Firkraag-chicken locks the toilet door
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Ps don't mess with Lord Raptor's mum. She's a Berserker/Assassin with a belaying pin +7, and a magical handbag which gets extra damage from the brick she carries in it

Forget Demi Lichs. No way am I messing with anyones Mum.

The Black Knight is still not in view. His Magics seem to make it difficult for people to look directly at him. When he want to be unseen, he becomes that shadow you see out of the corner of your eye, but when you move to focus on it, it is gone. He decides to play your game. He steps into the light and walks to the bar. He looks at the barkeep and asks, "Do you need a Barkeep? I have previous experience, complete with bartending license and I double as a bouncer, DJ, and Psychologist. Let me know."

He leans over the bar, turns off the Lights of Sobriety, and seemingly melts back into the shadows...

I already have psychology skills, and Elminster makes a good Bouncer. However, an assistant bartender would be handy. If I get my this job I'm going for, I won't be able to bartend during the day. In the meantime, I'd better nulock the toilets

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Bartender, a glass of your finest spam, please. And I´d be happy if you managed to get me a piece of wood I can stick my sword into. Dumb lil´ bastard, that sword...just don´t shut up.---Waddaya mean? Hey leggo! Hmpf! Bloody sheath! I´ll be back...

Here's a drink for ya, debiler...

Take one oz of vodka
Add one oz of triple sec
shake in mix glass with 8 medium ice cubes.
add one teaspoon of spam juice and a dash of lime.

I call it a Spamakaze, do it as a running shot, as it causes you to post repeatedly until you get sick. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif enjoy

BK, parttime barkeep . . .



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Just as debiler is getting his drink the door sudenly opens and in the doorway stands a tall female with wings.

Everyone looks at this female who is standing in the doorway and you all hear Elminster call out Angel you are back where have you been.

Angel says I just got back from clearing out the Underdark seeing as no one else has.

Just as Angel says that she colaspes on the floor. Elminster quicklly cast a spell to levate Angel over to the booth he is sitting at. Elminster gives Angel drink of the Evermeet Ale he is drinking and she perks right.

Elminster asks what happened.

Angel says I spent three days clearing the Underdark with out resting. But you know the cure for that El. Thanks for the Evermeet Ale.

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The door to the tavern slams open, almost coming off the hinges. Tancred walks slowly in, a myriad of cuts and bruises across his face. His armour is dented, Karnas is notched and blood seeps from a wound in his left arm. He takes his seat and returns to his drink, a sour expression on his face.

Tancred

After supping his beer for a few seconds, the Paladin scans the bar. Suddenly catching sight of Jahiera, his eyes widen for the fraction of a second; his face hardens as he sees her still whispering sweet nothings into another parton's ear. He goes back to his beer, orienting his chair slightly further to the wall. It is perhaps best for all that none can see his face.

Tancred

Poor guy needs to be alone for a while. I'll give the paladin a drink to help him sleep. No thoughts of Malvolio or Jaheira to plague him tonight. Inspection shows Jaheira has been slipped a drug of some description.
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There - dispelled. Oh shit! Now she's shouting verbal abuse at the patron. GAmora ,would you do the honours?
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Question is, who slipped her the drug? Hang on. Mrs Raptor, could you put that patron down please! (Bartender shuffles over to assist)

After a few yawns, the Paladin decides to catch some rest. Wandering over to the bar, he tosses a few coins to the bartender, mumbling some thanks. As he turns to go to his room, he mentions almost as an afterthought,
"He ran. Shot me through the arm and ran. Can you believe it?"
The dejected Tancred finds the staircase, giving the crowd that has gathered around the shouting Harper a wide berth, carrying the notched and battered Karnas with him. The sword's voice can be heard as Tancred wanders up the creaky stairs.
"I hope you still got that whetstone."

Tancred

Taking advantage of the no dying rule I dip lord raptors moms leg in to the deep dryer cut it off and repeat. Free drumsticks for everyone!!!

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Thats deep fryer Caleb

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No those dryers can give nasty burns especially if their deep......yeah its a typo so what.

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Suddenly, the vampire rises to his feet and with a blood curdling Yell, cries, can we please have some silence, some of us are trying to drink in peace. Heads will roll, unless I get QUIET !!

Then he rolls his head back in laughter and bellow's, relax friends, far be it for meto stop a good time, the drink's are on me (While thinking to himself, once they are all drunk I will drink their blood).

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Time is only relevant if you have none !

Killer comes back from suldanesarnar and some elven heads that blood dripps on the floor here bartender,


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The Nishruu can clean up the blood and the head
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Lord Raptor's mum spins her handbga round, hitting Caleb in the chest. A wave of force emanates from the handbag, slamming Caleb back into the vampire's table. LR's mum then goes Berserk, charging him with Rolling pin and handbag dual-wielded. "DIEEEE!!!!!!"
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Just as it looks bleak for Caleb (plenty hurt coming this way), Lord Raptor swings open the regenerating door and comes in, sees his mum and tries to quietly sneak out. His mum stops stotting Caleb's head against the floor for a little while and spots him. "GET BACK HERE!!!!" and chases after him. NOTE: RAPTORS have a movement speed on par with a high level monk. Junior has his Boots of Speed on though

A familiar coldness creeps into the bar through the now opened bar door. Lord Shield points at a glowing object in the corner and the dwoemer comes to life, filling the tavern with warmth again ***(forgive me LS for using you char in this post)***. The shadow from before creeps back into the bar and reforms back into the shape of the Assassin, a dark figure cloaked in shadows. He stares at the bloody pile of elven heads on the table.
" It doth seemth to mine eyes Killer that thou hadst been on a Death spree. I must ask thee why these ones of the elven kin had a warrant for death?"

The Assassin did not approve of the death of any of Sylvan Kin. Only the Drow truly deserved death. Death was a big part of his life and he had killed many in his time. Though he was of Nuetral Good Alignment he only killed those who truly deserved death, as such ones of Evil Alignment. Such an act truly disgusted him.


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Angel bangs Caleb's head off the bar a few times for the little stunt he pulled on Kors another friend of hers.

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[This message has been edited by BladeMaster (edited 05-17-2001).]

thy my ego is to breake this ;balance; you dont understand thy plans i have now i gotte kill the drows to anybody follow my(and i dont take any mor tropy its to bloody then

"Thy archaic tounge doth seem somewhat on the mocking side Killer?"

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All this banging of his head made caleb realize something. Angel is obsessed with kors and dwarfs and cant stand them dying. Realizing this he pages his indestructible friend elminster to blow up mithrill hall.

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Interesting Caleb. And how did angel get his hands on a pager huh?

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ShadowMaster of the Theives of Darkness. I'm also an ice cream man!

angel didnt cause elfs dont have kicky cool technology. I do.

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oh i see.....
well i hope elminster has fun. never liked those arrogant dwarfs anyway.

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Suddenly the people inside hear screams, coming from everywhere around them. The bar begins to shake and even the most formidable mages are defenseless. Voices begin to scream louder and louder. As everyone is held in their place, a figure appears out of nowhere, and whispers a single word: " Banshee". Silently he moves towards the center of the pub. Screams outside are getting louder, and the figure stops and braces himself. Drawing his sword, a blade made of pure mithril, he lifts his head, and his eyes light up. The lights in the bar seem to die out naturally, but everyone knows that is not true.
Then suddenly the figure screams out a name, hearable for everyone. He screams a long forgotten name.. a name which indicates a great warrior has arrived.
Then suddenly the screaming stops, and the people inside the bar are able to move again. The name echoes until everyone realizes who the person is standing there in the center of the bar... it is Link.

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In the foul darkness one figure will emerge to save the world from evil and despair.... Light flashes as his sword comes down, and thunder rolls through the sky when he points his sword up to heaven to signal his victory....People whisper his name as he walks by, evil tries to hide as they sense his presence nearby.... His name? Link......

Sorry, accidently clicked the Submit button twice (thought the first post didn't work.

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In the foul darkness one figure will emerge to save the world from evil and despair.... Light flashes as his sword comes down, and thunder rolls through the sky when he points his sword up to heaven to signal his victory....People whisper his name as he walks by, evil tries to hide as they sense his presence nearby.... His name? Link......

The Assassin cloaked in shadows walks up to this "Link" character and with a swift motion, removes Link's sword from his scabbard and examins it. It appeared to be a finely dwarven made sword of mithril. He smiles at the warrior and just as swiftly places it back in the scabbard and walks back to his seat. One more ale coming up.

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now i gotte kill the exile broder poquilin that was exiled and took his artifact conusrtsrret something whith that artifact the heartstone gem look like a chiltoy besides i gonne kill the hole elven race my duty is clear Killer go to the underdark(wonder if vicona is there still gotte have her head to)

death is the way of life and besides most dead drow heads bartender can i have a shelf there is keep the heads its scares boo

Enjoy your mithrill sword link there wont be any more.

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Killer are you drunk or just insane?

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The warrior sits down, suddenly out of breath. Nobody in the bar seems to realize what he has done. He has taken care of a group of Banshees all by himself. No mage can do that. Only one story in Faerun tells us about a group of powerful wizards that destroyed one Banshee.
Link is out of breath, and needs a healing potion. He gleams at the bartender, and whispers:
"One healing potion"
"Coming up," answers the bartender.

Link sits down on an untaken seat, and sits there quiet. The bartender carefully places the Healing Potion next to him, afraid to disturb him with whatever he's doing....

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In the foul darkness one figure will emerge to save the world from evil and despair.... Light flashes as his sword comes down, and thunder rolls through the sky when he points his sword up to heaven to signal his victory....People whisper his name as he walks by, evil tries to hide as they sense his presence nearby.... His name? Link......