Stoke Me A Clipper is correct. You're turn, Zink.

*Ed: Oops. I meant your turn. :rolleyes:

[ 10-17-2006, 12:42 AM: Message edited by: Sever ]

Here's the next one:

Ourobouros perhaps?

Ourobouros is correct! I had to listen to that line a few times before I understood what the hell he was saying! Damn scousers :D

Your quote M-R

k here's the new one

"Well, if you've got some amazing secret plan up your sleeve, Kryten, now's the time to mention it."

"No plan, sir. No sleeves."

No takers?

Looks like it's just me and thee at the moment M-R, so I'll take a stab at your quote - is that Kryten in Inquisitor?

Certainly is Zink, You're up :D

Zink?? Do you have a new one for us?

Sorry for the delay, here is the next one:

Gotta admit I am stumped ... care to enlighten me Zink?

Its been a while and no one has got this so I'll spill the beans!

It's from Back in the Red - from the last series to air in 1998. Kryten feels insecure around the officials and wants to be truthful about not having his corrupted files repaired. Kochanski (no quotes from her in this whole thread!) suggests that he picture what they look like on the toilet to make things easier for him, which he agrees is a great idea. He then proceedes to round all the officials up at gun point and lead them into the nearest toilet instructing them to take down their trousers and sit down, before asking them to ask him if he wants his corrupted files repaired again [img]smile.gif[/img] . Suffice to say, there were a few surprised in store :D

http://www.sadgeezer.com/RedDwarf/8-2-04.jpg

Anyone feel free to supply the next gem of a quote!

[ 10-18-2006, 11:09 AM: Message edited by: Zink Whistlefly ]

Of course how could i forget :D

[ 10-19-2006, 09:27 AM: Message edited by: Madman-Rogovich ]

Ok, if no one else is gonna step up, i'll do the honours.

"Starbug was built to last, sir. This old baby has crashed more times than a ZX-81!"

heheh one of my favourites that would be Psirens

True be that. You're up, Madman.

Sorry guys, been crazy busy, will get a new quote up in the nex day or 2 :D

[ 11-17-2006, 06:45 PM: Message edited by: Madman-Rogovich ]

''The red, green and blue alert signs are all flashing. What the smeg does that mean?''
''Well either we're under attack sir, or we're having a disco''

Hopefully this hasnt been up yet, but there have just been to many to check :D

[ 11-21-2006, 09:23 AM: Message edited by: Madman-Rogovich ]

That would be from "Stoke me a Clipper", I believe.

Certainly is Szass your shout next :D

Ok, next quote (Hope we haven't had this one):

"After intensive investigation (comma) of the markings on the alien pod (comma) it has become clear (comma) to me (comma) that we are dealing (comma) with a species of awesome intellect (colon)."

"Good. Perhaps they might be able to give you a hand with your punctuation."

That would have to be 'Waiting for God' ?

Correct Madman. Once more, you're up.

'Go to red alert!'
'Are you sure sir? It does mean changing the bulb'

think this one may have used been already but it is one of my favourites :D

plus it looks like it may just be me an you Szass
Could this game be coming to an end?

Is that quote from Legion?

Certainly is Target, you'r shout :D

Great!!
OK, What was the first episode this quote was in?
"To Gannymede and Titan, yes sir, I've been around..."

Crumbs, I didn't think my quote was that hard, if you need a clue, just ask.

You got me stumped dude, sounds like it could be a quote from Ace but I'm lost. :D

Nope not from Ace, here is a clue it's part of a song that Lister sings to wind up Rimmer!

Still stumped me Target, you may have to go again!

It was a song Lister sings in the very first episode, he then hums it to annoy Rimmer even more!!

OK, next quote.
"A human, a humanoid, a hologrammatical human and a mechanoid who is a slave to humans. I had hoped for so much more."

Ah that would be a quote from the head Rogue Simulant in 'Gunmen of the Apocalypse' would it not?

Perfect!! I think that is one if not my favourite eppisode.
Your go Madman

Probably one of my favourites as well!

heres the new one >

'I've just repaired the toaster, Sir. Well, I've nearly repaired the toaster'

'Oh No, man! Dismantle him! You don't know what the little bleeder's like!'

Oh yes, 'talkie toaster' he was very annoying!!
I'll have to think about which epp. that's from.

IS it from White hole?

Certainly is Target, once again its you're go!

Great!! [img]smile.gif[/img]

"I suggest we start to run, sir."

Not just a quote but dam good advice!!

Not entirely sure of this one, could it be 'The Inquisitor' ?