<font color="cadetblue">Thirsty Cows ;)

How many potatoes in an orange?</font></font>[/QUOTE]4 and 2 equal moo moo cows.

question:Why?

[ 11-11-2002, 09:11 PM: Message edited by: SomeGuy ]

<font color="cadetblue">Because I said so.

Who actually cares about fur traders in Canada?</font>

<font color="cadetblue">Because I said so.

Who actually cares about fur traders in Canada?</font></font>[/QUOTE]The animals who are getting shot

Where have all the normal people gone ?

<font color="cadetblue">To experience real life.

If a taxi eats a tree, how many times will a cow jump over the rainbow?</font>

Five and three quarters

Why did my topic gat so many posts while I was out to dinner?

<font color="cadetblue">People needed to do something.

I'd put up a question but I'm leaving now. Later.</font>

"How much heartburn would China get if it ate Brazil?"

Not as much as if it ate Chilie

<font color="cadetblue">One! [img]graemlins/finger.gif[/img]
font></font>[/QUOTE]Actually, that's two [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Why are igloos round?

[ 11-11-2002, 10:22 PM: Message edited by: Jeffi0 ]

If they were square it'd be a house.

Why can't I lay an egg?