We are gathered here today to join two people, two people into the blissful hell of marriage that we call.....marriage. Two people, two knives, and a total love for each other and the the joy of combat. Let us begin.....Do you Hugh Wilson take Amanda Kasafir, to have and strangle, to argue and make up, to yell at and to hold for as long as you shall live or 15 minutes, whichever comes first?

Oh I must be a part of this LOL! LofA you are a trip!!!

Hmmm, well they DO get on much like a married couple already don't they? I'd like to volunteer and take care of the reception portion of this occasion if I may.

Yorick, are you going to serenade SC? Need to know so I can have a stage set up, thanks!

Can I stop laughing? NO! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Neb:


Is the best man allowed to hit the groom? Or perhaps stab him?<hr></blockquote>

Not till after the ceremony! Shhhh.... Lord of Alcohol is starting..... (after it's over, we'll do the traditional best man/bride thing... I promise... ;) )

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Silver Cheetah:


Not till after the ceremony! Shhhh.... Lord of Alcohol is starting..... (after it's over, we'll do the traditional best man/bride thing... I promise... ;) )<hr></blockquote>

*Looks forward to "after it's over"* :D

LadyZ-Wendy as you are a legal secretary I appoint you offial court recorder of these august ceremonies!

SC, Yorick, glad to see you two "resolved" your issues and that the mood is less sour! [img]smile.gif[/img]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Yorick:
Neb is the Maid of Best and Cloudy is the Man Honour<hr></blockquote>

*wakes up on floor,hears Hugh say that and looks crosseyed down at herself* YO there! Uh .. helloooooooooo... I uh.. think there's a problem there.. I'm not exactly built for that role, dear! HAHAHA.. um.. so about that cake.. uh.. [img]graemlins/dontknowaboutyou.gif[/img]


When do we open presents? :D

Yorrick? .......tap tap tap

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lord of Alcohol:
LadyZ-Wendy as you are a legal secretary I appoint you offial court recorder of these august ceremonies!<hr></blockquote>

Right then, I have the marriage certificates all prepared, all they have to do is sign on the dotted line....... (what was that sound when I just said that? Was that a death knell?)

Sorry I'm still laughing my butt off over here!

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lord of Alcohol:
We are gathered here today to join two people, two people into the blissful hell of marriage that we call.....marriage. Two people, two knives, and a total love for each other and the the joy of combat. Let us begin.....Do you Hugh Wilson take Amanda Kasafir, to have and strangle, to argue and make up, to yell at and to hold for as long as you shall live or 15 minutes, whichever comes first?<hr></blockquote>

I will........ (need a will I think)