Mouse wanders in

"Howdy folks - nice place you got here. Oh btw Davros sends his regards and wants you to make sure that you never run out of cider"

As I'm just passing through, I'll have a quick dwarven ale then I'll be off on my travels again http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif "

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Liliara notices a group of barbarians getting rowdy in the corner. She walks over to see what is happening.

"Look half-elf" the redhead says "mind ye own bishnesh"

He begins again to tug at the skirt of the waitress while his friend brandishes a knife. He grabs the waitress and tries to tug her down to his lap.

With one swift move, the bouncer lifts him out of his chair and twists his arm behind his back, and wrestles him to the ground "You WILL show the ladies in here respect!"

She forces him to his feet and escorts him outside, his buddies in tow, shouting obcenities to the bouncer. Thuds and shouts are heard from outside. Liliara enters the bar once more, barely winded, and sheaths her sword.

She approaches the waitress "Are you all right? Don't worry, they'll not harm you again."

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Thanks, Liliara, we are lucky to have such a strong and beautiful bouncer here http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif I believe, you can teach even wild trolls to be gentlemen http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
*Tanda looks around* Though I hope we haven't wild trolls in the bar right now - they are so noisy and always try to run away without paying for their drinks!

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Don't worry about trolls, Tanda, none of THEIR type will find a happy welcome here!
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Wyvern, I think I'm going to have to say..... YOU'RE HIRED!!! I want all that good stuff you've offered!!!!!! How can I say no? It's FREE!!

-Jafin

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The Original Arch-Mage of the HADB
Destroyer of the evil Bunnies
Guardian of Boo

Oh goodie!!!

I'm happy to annouce that all the construction is completed! There was such an ideal spot next to the Squash Court for a rose garden complete with fountain that we couldn't resist. (no charge!)
You can tune the squeek for the Wine Cellar stairs under the runners. Currently it is tuned to F Major. We had considered tuning it to B Flat since that is what the grapes had to become to make the wine but we doubted that anyone would appreciate this nuance.
The Hot Tub is currently set to 98 degrees but you should find the controls easy to manage should you wish to adjust this. Special filters and rebubblers were included to maintain the pristine clarity of the champagne and bubbles. Please advise your patrons not to drink from the hot tub. While perfectly sanitary (really!) this would result in the level of the champagne lowering at an alarming rate. For those concerned in such things, we used Moet Chandon Brut 1975.
We opted for multiple ceiling murals with inter-related themes rather than one large mural. You will note in the days to come that these murals will have completely different appearances to different patrons. This is the result of extensive use of illusionary spells which tune themselves to the needs of your individual patrons. They are also self cleaning.

We would like to thank you for your patronage and the opportunity to put our good craftsnems to work!

Sincerely, Wyvern's Just So So Construction Company
"We don't make money, we make friends!"

Wyvern, I am very pleased with your construction job. I fact, I find it to be above so so to the level of good enough! I am also amazed by your use of Illusionary spells in the murals, a stroke of genius. And F major, just what I would have chosen. Excellent work! I believe this will make the Boogre Bar a better place.

Sincerely,
Owner and Proprietor of the Boogre Bar,
-Jafin

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Guardian of Boo

My, I must admit, this has given quite an upscale touch to our establishment! No doubt, there will be those who wish to confiscate it for themselves! Not to worry though! They shall not prevail, Jafin! Tanda, report to me any unsavory characters! Of course not the regulars! LOL

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And you never did think that it ever would happen again, in America did you? And you never did think that we'd ever get together again, but we damn sure fooled ya. We're walkin' real proud and we're talkin' real loud again, in America. And you never did think that it ever would happen again.... (Charlie Daniels)

Off duty now, still keeping an eye out!

I would like a drink, though!

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And you never did think that it ever would happen again, in America did you? And you never did think that we'd ever get together again, but we damn sure fooled ya. We're walkin' real proud and we're talkin' real loud again, in America. And you never did think that it ever would happen again.... (Charlie Daniels)

*gives Liliara an elven wine*

You're doin' a great job Liliara! Keep it up!

Strange, I haven't seen too many of the adventurers telling stories, I wonder where they are? Perhaps adventuring about gathering up new tales to tell! I guess we'll have to wait and see hmmm?

-Jafin

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Destroyer of the evil Bunnies
Proprietor of the Boogre Bar